11.8.05

The abridged script of Star Wars Episode III (courtesy of Britain's Total Film magazine) 

FADE IN:

INT. CHRISTOPHER LEE'S SHIP

EWAN MACGREGOR and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN arrive in CHRISTOPHER LEE's ship to rescue SUPREME CHANCELLOR IAN MCDIARMID. They banter...

EWAN MACGREGOR
I sure am enjoying our comraderie.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Seems like the sort of thing that should have been in the last film. Oh well, at least there were scenes of me rolling around in grass.

CHRISTOPHER LEE
We meet again, Hayden. Now kill me within the first few minutes of the film, making it both pointless to have killed Darth Maul and introduced my character.

He DOES. Suddenly, REPUBLIC SHIPS begin firing at their ship despite knowing IAN is aboard. HAYDEN saves EVERYONE.

NATALIE PORTMAN arrives.

NATALIE PORTMAN
Hayden, I'm pregnant. The ultrasound showed a block of wood, so you're the father.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
I love you, but I'm convinced you will die during childbirth, so I will seek the advice of Ian McDiarmid.

HAYDEN goes to consult IAN.

IAN MCDIARMID
Hmmm, well it's really very simple. To save Natalie you must slaughter all of the Jedi.

HAYDEN kills ALL OF THE JEDI. Actually, CLONE TROOPERS kill all of the JEDI, while HAYDEN kills ALL OF THE CHILDREN.

Then HAYDEN travels to MUSTAFAR to kill WHOEVER IS LEFT.

EWAN MCGREGOR
Natalie, I just saw security CCTV of the Jedi temple - and also Ian McDiarmid's chamber afterwards, which makes no sense at all. Anyway, Hayden was killing kids!

NATALIE PORTMAN
No! He would never kill children! Unless they were sandpeople kids! Then he would kill them! But otherwise...

EWAN makes his way to MUSTAFAR

EXT. MUSTAFAR

EWAN MCGREGOR
You've done enough damage to the character of Darth Vader. I'm here to end your film career.

They DUEL. Then they DUEL some more. Afterwards, they DUEL. Then there's more DUELLING. And finally, a DUEL. Eventually, EWAN wins; HAYDEN is BURNT! IAN arrives.

IAN MCDIARMID
Take him back to Coruscant. We can put him in the big black life-support suit that I bought recently.

The DO. Meanwhile the GOOD GUYS exchange dialogue that quickly ties everything conveniently together.

INT. IMPERIAL REHAB CENTER

DARTH CHRISTENSEN, in full suit.

DARTH CHRISTENSEN
I feel ridiculous.

IAN MCDIARMID
But now the movie is over, wasn't the prequel trilogy worth making?

DARTH CHRISTENSEN
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

END.

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6.8.05

oh my god, it's a new post! 

SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1. my bed
2. my dresser
3. two bookcases
4. ridiculous amounts of dvds
5. a red recliner
6. my tv
7. even more ridiculous amounts of books

TOP SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY MOST:
1. the "f" word
2. like
3. "man" (when imitating a certain nameless customer)
4. oh my god
5. thank you (at work)
6. goddammit
7. bitch

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:
1. my family
2. my friends
3. music
4. lip gloss
5. mascara
6. chocolate
7. advil

SEVEN THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. have kids
2. have a long, meaningful relationship
3. publish a novel
4. live in england for longer than a few months
5. visit the yucatan peninsula
6. visit greece
7. be happy (continually)

SEVEN OTHER THINGS:
Do You:
1. Believe in God? one god? not necessarily, but a higher power, yes
2. Had a dream come true? a day dream, yes. a dream dream, no.
3. Read the newspaper? sometimes
4. Pray? no
5. Have a job? yes
6. Attend church? no
7. Wish on shooting stars? no

Have you ever:
1. Gone skinny dipping? no
2. Had surgery? only oral surgery (mind out the gutter)
3. Swam in the dark? yes (gotta love college)
4. Been to a Bonfire? no
5. Ran away from home? no (always wanted to when we were leaving capon...)
6. Played strip poker? no
7. Pulled an all nighter? no (close, recently, with harry potter...but i LOVE sleep too much)

SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS:
Have you...
1. Cried? no
2. Sang? yes, in the car
3. Been kissed? no
4. Felt stupid? no
5. Talked to an ex? no
6. Missed someone? yes
7. Hugged someone? no

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26.6.05

i'm a horrible blogger, inconsiderate and selfish 

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cari (birth name: Carlotta, but we won't go into that)
Birthday: april 9
Birthplace: Silver Spring, MD
Current Location: Germantown, MD
Eye Color: greenish...
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: "german, french, irish, some other stuff" from mare
The Shoes You Wore Today: white new balances (technically, not supposed to wear white shoes to work...suck it up and deal!)
Your Weakness: chocolate, and dvds
Your Fears: people not liking me, vomiting, heights
Your Perfect Pizza: anything without sauce or red meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pay off my debt to mom so i can move out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't really im anyone
Thoughts First Waking Up: is it time to get up ALREADY?!?
Your Best Physical Feature: hair
Your Bedtime: varies--from 9 to midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: girl scouts
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke, caffeine free
MacDonalds or Burger King: eh, whatever
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: see above, re: weaknesses
Cappuccino or Coffee: decaf capp
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes (especially at work)
Do you Sing: along with the radio, yes. sometimes to myself when i'm bored. but not really
Do you Shower Daily: usually, occasionally i just wash my hair
Have you Been in Love: possibly...
Do you want to go to College: i want to go back, yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: for the most part
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, but it has alleviated some with age
Do you think you are Attractive: i think i can be
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: "mom, yes; dad, sometimes" (mare)
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, when i'm not out in them
Do you play an Instrument: piano (wish i could still play the violin!)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um, YEAH. i had more last week than i'd had the rest of the month combined (four nights!)
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes (hello, work)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no--despite being a chocoholic, i've never done that, though i did watch Nadia eat a whole box of double stuffs. and stay skinny! what a bitch. love you!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not in the past month, no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: in my mind, maybe
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: not to my knowledge, but i honestly wouldn't be surprised...is that wrong? ;)
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: quickly, with all my life's goals fulfilled
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a published author, with homes on the bay and in england
What country would you most like to Visit: greece, egypt, england again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: it really doesn't matter
Height: taller than me
Weight: not TOO big, but not too muscly either...i want him to be soft, not a hardbody
Best Clothing Style: whatever...although, hopefully not a better dresser than me (though i'm not THAT good)
Number of Drugs I have taken: one
Number of CDs I own: far too many to count
Number of things in my Past I Regret: so many small things, but i guess they all make me who i am today, so not really anything.


Fav band: silverchair (still), and many other single artists
Fav song: right now, "Broken Glass" or "Suck It Up" by AR
Fav disney movie: Beauty & the Beast
Fav show growing up: Fraggle Rock, Melrose Place
Fav show now: One Tree Hill, Alias, Family Guy
Fav lyrics: "if you need me, i'll be waiting
in the glances we've been trading
you're so playful, but i'm breaking
'cause i'm lonely upon waking
i don't think you're right
you shove me out of your line of sight
picture, if you can,
all of your trust in just one man"

Fav actor: for pure acting talent, Ewan McGregor. for looks, Orlando Bloom and Hayden Christensen.
Fav actress: Kate Winslet, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jennifer Garner
Fav movie: Star Wars, Moulin Rouge
Fav thing to do on the weekends: sleep! and, of course, watch movies
Fav Britney song: oh god. Toxic I guess, but i really like her early stuff better (you know, the stuff NOT WRITTEN BY HER), but i don't remember the names.
Fav shot: any, really...i'll drink what you put in front of me.
Fav alc. drink: right now, jack & diet
Fav past time: watching movies & sleeping
Ever been arrested? no
Craziest story: "oh there are so many from college"
Best Friend (s): Marianne, Deb, Maria

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14.6.05

this is a call for everyone to COMMENT DAMMIT! I'm back, so i can read them...

in my head: "Broken Glass" by AR (was trying to come up with some clever nickname for him that included his initials, but...i got nuthin')

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13.6.05

back...finally 

thanks mare...

1. What is your occupation(s)?
store manager for Suncoast
2. What color is your underwear?
navy blue with white dots & a see-through ass
3. What are you listening to right now?
the computer hum...and Adam Richman in my head
4. What was the last thing you ate?
my veggie burger sub last night...mmm...
5. Do you wish on stars?
no
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
a jade, jewely-green tone
7. How is the weather right now?
unfortunately sunny--i want to wear my glass today, and it was supposed to be cloudy and rainy. boo.
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Mr Miller
10. Favorite drink?
getting really into the jack & diets...
11. Favorite sport to watch?
tennis, then football
12. Have you ever dyed your hair?
duh!
13. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
both...glasses at this exact moment, but usually contacts
14. Pets?
Pepsi...and mare has fish
15. Favorite month?
December
17. What was the last movie you watched?
Revenge of the Sith (for the 2nd time...hell yeah!)
18. Favorite day of the year?
the day i arrive at capon
19. What do you do to vent anger?
sleep
20. What was your favorite toy as a child?
can't really remember...
21. Fall or Spring?
both
22. Hugs or kisses?
both...or neither
23. Cherry or Blueberry?
neither, though if forced to choose, cherry
27. Living arrangements?
at home with the fam
28. When was the last time you cried?
yesterday, when we went to see Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. before that, it had been QUITE a while.
29. What is on the floor of your closet?
boxes, some clothes, and empty traveling bags.
30. Who is the friend you have had the longest?
Mare, Jamie, and Deb
31. What did you do last night?
tried to sleep off a headache, finished watching my family guy dvds, and read more of Order of the Phoenix.
32. Favorite smell?
don't really have one
33. What inspires you?
everything, in different ways
34. What are you afraid of?
letting people in
35. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
either turkey or veg, since i don't eat red meat...
36. Favorite car?
still a cabrio
37. Favorite dog breed?
i love 'em all
38. Number of keys on your key ring?
5 on my car keys, 7 on my work keys
39. How many years at your current job?
at suncoast, 1 year 8 months. running my store, 7 months
40. Favorite day of the week?
whatever day i have off, usually sunday
41. How many states have you lived in?
2, and england for 6 months
42. How many towns/cities have you lived in?
3

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6.5.05

worst day off...EVER 

tried to get up early to observe my store this morn...did not happen.

went to lakeforest to get some online stuff done...it was quite boring, and i didn't finish it, and i hope i won't get in trouble but right now i just don't care.

went to my store to cash in on the $75 gift cert i got for winning a contest (my store had the best reserve, pick up, and sales of THE INCREDIBLES, in proportion to our sales), and did some other shopping (borders, H&M, claire's)...then i lose my car keys. i have no idea where they went--i DIDN'T lock them in my car--and as of right now still have no clue--freakin' me out because of my lojack.

i'm tired and still unreasonably upset at the fact that i couldn't drink mexican beer and eat fajitas on cinco de mayo...so i'm drinkin the beer right now. i don't know about fajitas tonight, but brownies and ice cream are looking pretty damn good.

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3.5.05

my ass is going numb, i can't sleep, i hate being overtired.

i hate work.

basically, it all boils down to one key feeling...grr argh.

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